streptos music

Lard “Mate spawn & die”
from The Last Temptation Of Reid LP, Alternative Tentacles Records (1990)

Lyrics:

Hair by mail
Tit jobs for teens
Go broke appearing rich
Searching for Rosebud in the fire

Pop stars fingers in the fans
The therapist you wish you had
Crucifix or lubricant
Government by fad!

Mate! Spawn! & Die!
Mate! Spawn! & Die!
My my my my…

Are those salmon upstream turning red
From shear embarassment
Came all this way up all them ladders
Without checking a map

May the farce be with you

In one corner of the ring
That cherished myth
Falling in love magically solves
Every problem you’ve ever had

In the other corner
Spoon size shredded dreams
The Gods must be lazy
The movie goers must be crazy

Mate! Spawn! & Die!
Mate! Spawn! & Die!

My my my my…

Wrong worm, hooked again
Mounted on the wall in my own den
I’ll talk alone to a firefly
Dial 1-900-Suk-Me-Dry

You can’t throw me to the lions
I’m Charlton Heston!
You can’t throw me to the lions
I’m Charlton Heston!

Mate! Spawn! & Die!
Mate! Spawn! & Die!
Yippe Ti-Yi-Yi-Yo
Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho
What do you really want for Christmas, children?

“…Mmmmm…
Nice place ya got here, darlin’
Sure wish the hot water worked
Gotta rinse my jizz off before mornin’
Or I’ll itch for a week – ”

Rarp!
Damn! that water’s cold
Agh!
Eeee!

Steven Tyler
Of all people once said
“If men bled
Would tampons be free?”

Omi’god, I gotta get goin’
“Now?”
I forgot to feed the cat

Oggi 16 aprile 2011 in tutto il mondo si festeggerà il Record Store Day per la gioia di tutti i vinilomani e collezionisti di dischi rari e non… Nel pomeriggio ci saranno rinfreschi e dj set in giro per i negozi di dischi locali.
Il leggendario Ozzy Osbourne si è autoproclamato “ambasciatore” del Record Store Day 2011.

Intanto eccovi un piccolo assaggio dei vinili che potete trovare curiosando negli scaffali in centro a Firenze (con un po’ di fortuna anche a prezzi stracciati!):

Los Van Van “Que Pista” 1983 – Areito. La Habana, Cuba

Yaco Monti “Me Voy Y No Llores” 1972 – Parnaso. New York, USA

Sammy Davis, Jr. “At Town Hall” 1958 – Brunswick.  London, UK

Estelita Del Llano “Tu Sabes” Velvet. Caracas, Venezuela

Los Angeles Negros “La Cita” Odeon – Nicaragua

Gillan “Glory Road” 1980 – Virgin. London, UK

info

http://www.recordstoreday.com/Home

http://www.superecords.com/

http://rockbottom.it/

Dick Justice

Richard “Dick” Justice – Cocaine (1929)

info — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Justice_%28singer%29

discography — http://www.wirz.de/music/justifrm.htm

Registrazione sul campo dei disordini causati dal lancio di oggetti sul palco durante un concerto dei Black Sabbath a Milwaukee nel 1980. Geezer Butler fu colpito alla testa da una bottiglia di vetro e di conseguenza il concerto fu sospeso. Decine di persone furibonde furono arrestate e ci furono danni per oltre 10000 dollari.

Milwaukee, WI 10/9/1980 – One of the greatest audio testaments to a concert riot that exists. Just the third song into the show (Sabbath had already played War Pigs and Neon Knights), Dio gives the nod to Geezer to start N.I.B. All that happens is a thud… which is presumably Geezer hitting the floor after some jackass threw a bottle and hit him in the head. Dio turns on the lights and lectures the crowd a bit. Then the road manager and tour promoter come out and give a brief statement. Sabbath does not come back though, and the crowd gets pissed. Supposedly dozens were arrested and there was $10,000 damage to the arena. Funny thing was that the Milwaukee Bucks had a game the following night. Wonder how that worked out?

http://www.discogs.com/Khan–Lary-7-Black-Sabbath-Riot-Milwaukee-1980/release/186425

Khan & Lary 7 – Black Sabbath Riot Milwaukee 1980
Label: El Turco Loco
Catalog#: EL TURCO LOCO CAT# 4
Format: Vinyl, LP
Country: US
Released: 1998
Genre: Electronic, Non-Music
Style: Leftfield, Field Recording

Tracklist
A1           The Riot
A2           We Want Sabbath
B1           Suck Blood
B2           Flying Objects
B3           Baby We’re Doomed

Space Age Pop # 2

Bob and Ray Throw a Stereo Spectacular (ristampa tedesca in vinile) – serie Living Stereo, etichetta RCA Victor, numero di catalogo LSP-1773; anno 1958.

Questo LP space age pop (vedi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_age_pop ) è una perla nel suo genere, una raccolta di brani di vari artisti – fra cui Julie Andrews, Lena Horne, Abbe Lane e molti altri – intermezzata da delle divertenti gag sonore dei due famosi comici americani Bob and Ray (vedi http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_and_Ray ). Le tracce di Bob e Ray contengono vari effetti sonori interessanti e anche molto buffi.

Un ringraziamento speciale a Miccia per avermi regalato questo LP dalla sua collezione.

Buon ascolto

fonte http://elfners.com/stereo/

BOB AND RAY THROW A STEREO SPECTACULAR

This is the wonderfull stereo demonstration disc that “Sounds in space”, recorded in 1958 and now available on CD. All tracks except Julie Andrews – are wonderful examples of the extremely varied nature of Space Age pop. The five “Narrations with sound effects” by Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding are wild & wacky stereo experiments, performed by the mad Doctor Ahkbar. They include stereophonic bagpipes, a jet plane, creaking doors, cats, even a human clock swinging in three dimensions. Very very LIVING stereo indeed!

Track Listings:

A side

A1. Narration with sound effects by Bob and Ray: “Bob and Ray visit Dr. Ahkbar at the castle”

A2. George Melachrino and his orchestra: “Riders in the sky” (from the LP “Under Western Skies”)

A3. Skitch Henderson and his Orchette: “Minuet on the rocks” (from the LP “Pop Goes The Concert”)

A4. Narration with sound effects by Bob and Ray: “Bob and Ray in the round room”

A5. Dick Schory’s New Percussion Ensemble: “Buck Dance” (from the LP “Music For Bang, Baa-Room and Harp”)

A6. Lena Horne: “New-Fangled Tango” (from the LP “Lena Horne At The Waldorf-Astoria”)

A7. Narration with sound effects by Bob and Ray: “Bob and Ray – The Thing”

A8. Guckenheimer Sour Kraut Band: “Second Hungarian Rhapsody” (from the LP “Music For Non-thinkers”)

B side

B1. Radio City Music Hall Organ – Richard Leiber: “The First Noel” (from the LP “Christmas Holidays At Radio City Music Hall”)

B2. Julie Andrews: “We’ll Gather Liliacs in the Spring” (from the LP “Julie Andrews Sings”)

B3. Sauter-Finegan Orchestra: “Song of the Volga Boatman” (from the LP “Memories Of Goodman and Miller”)

B4. Narration with sound effects by Bob and Ray: “Bob and Ray in the Laboratory”

B5. Abbe Lane: “Whatever Lola Wants” (from the LP “Be Mine Tonight”)

B6. The Belafonte Singers: “The Ox Drivers” (from the LP “Presenting the Belafonte Singers”)

B7. Narration with sound effects by Bob and Ray: “Bob and Ray – The End“

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